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otter-of-the-arts:

Density.

meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

wreckedxteen:

canna-bish:

Thank you so fucking much.

im in teaaars

20th Abr
22    

Cake Boss in a nutshell… 

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.